Okay, kittens, I’m gonna lay some truth on you. And I hope, in doing so, to ease your mind a little. I’ve always told you I’d be honest with you, and I have been, and will keep doing so.
I’m hearing a lot of chatter about the upcoming election and the possibility of Trump being re-elected. So let’s talk about that.
First of all, remember what he is. A mongrel who ain’t got a penny, sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
The media is screaming about polls, but let’s consider this: are they really representative of the nation? First of all, look at who has landlines. I’m generalizing here, sure, but for the most part, it’s older boomers. People who are likely to answer the phone when it rings even if they don’t recognize the number. Those of us of a certain age don’t even want to TALK on the phone and we sure aren’t going to pick up if we don’t know who’s calling, right? Older boomers, who tend towards the right wing, are more likely. (They’re more likely to fall for scams too, but that’s another column for another time. Just take it from me: there is no Nigerian prince wanting to take you away like Calgon or give you $30 million. Believe me, I’ve looked).
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