I’m not saying Marjorie LowIQanon Greene is anything but a perfect lady of impeccable reputation but everytime she eats a hotdog she puts a hand behind her head.
Among her latest hits, she’s been raising money for Kyle Rittenhouse, the incel poster boy who murdered two people at a Black Lives Matter in Kenosha last year. He traveled from his home in Illinois, carrying an AR-15 rifle, as you do, with the intent of confronting those protesting the murder of Jacob Blake. He shot three people, killing two, and no, I’m not saying “alleged” because there is no doubt that he did it. It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.
Greene has decided to help the poor boy out by raising funds to help defray his legal costs, because a Lannister always pays his debts. It’s not his fault. It’s the Democrats, says she.
“Democrats seeded chaos and stoked violence in cities all over the country for a year. Billions in damage, devastating communities, lawlessness & the media cheered it on… A boy stepped forward when most grown men stayed home. Remember Kyle Rittenhouse.”
Now she’s in a spat with disgraced attorney and Trumplicker Lin Wood. Wood, whose brains are painted on, started it off by saying, a few nights ago, “In my opinion Marjorie Taylor Greene is a communist. If Marjorie Taylor Greene running around, saying ‘Impeach Biden’, that says that Biden won; he didn’t. And you would never impeach him with a communist congress. It’s a waste of time. It’s all show. A traitor will come at you as a patriot. Be careful.” Don’t you eat that yellow snow.
Greene returned the favor, tweeting that “You have to ask yourself. If Lin Wood has fought so hard against the election like he claims, even encouraging people to go in the Capitol on J6, why isn't he a target of the J6 witch hunt? The J6 committee is only focused on Trump's biggest defenders. But not Lin Wood. He lifts up his Bible high and lies and lies and lie [sic]. He's not one of us…And when a man uses a child [Rittenhouse] that is being attacked by one of the most dangerous organizations in America, Marxist BLM, well, good luck with that, because he will have to face God on that one… We don’t serve the same God because it’s clear you are serving the father of lies.” I’m guessing she’s talking about Steve Bannon.
The GQP is turning on each other and it’s glorious, kittens because, again, I am a petty bitch.
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So the worm is turning in the GQP, and seems that many of them aren’t too jazzed about the prospect of the Orange-Footed Booby running for POTUS in 2024. (But running for POTUS is him admitting he didn’t win the election because he wouldn’t be able to run if he were the real president, so that’s a bit of good news, right?).
Republican Senators don’t want the jiggly dungball to announce a run before the 2022 midterms, because that’ll really fuck up their chances. Like it or not, the public mood, even in the GQP, is moving away from the thankfully soon-to-be extinct Booby.
Politico reports that several Republican senators, who requested anonymity to discuss Trump frankly, said they don’t want to see Trump return as the party’s standard bearer.
“I think we’re better off when he’s not part of any story,” said a Republican senator, who said his view is widely shared in the GOP conference. My guess? Liz Cheney is the senator.
“He’s a clinical narcissist. He threw away the election in the debate with Biden and he threw away the Senate out of spite,” the lawmaker added, referring to Trump’s first against Biden, which many Republican senators viewed as a disaster, and his influence on Republican voter turnout in the Georgia special election.
Flatulent amphibian Squirtle McTurtle probably really doesn’t want Orange Foolius to run, after being savaged for his behavior on the debt ceiling—God forbid a Senator do the right thing, no matter their motivations—and has made a point of not rising to the Orange-Footed Booby’s bait. Unlike others I’ve written about earlier in this column, who have the self-control of a hummingbird on meth.
There are a few GQP Senators in Orange Foolius’s corner: Lindsey “Lady G” Graham, Bill Haggerty (TN) and Tommy “Treasonboy” Tuberville (AL), but they are part of a rapidly shrinking group plus they didn’t wear pink on Wednesday.
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And then there’s this tweet from Liz Cheney: “Biden declines Trump request to withhold White House records from Jan. 6 committee.”
I live. But are they holding Congresscritters accountable? I refer you to the video from Majorie LowIQanon, not long before January 6, in which she said “Just finished with our meetings here at the White House this afternoon. We had a great planning session for our January 6 objection. We aren’t going to let this election be stolen by Joe Biden and the Democrats. President Trump won by a landslide… we already have a lot of people engaged. Stay tuned.”
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone gangsta until a roach starts flying.
And that’s all I have for you today, kittens.
On today's episode of "Fuck Around and Find Out"
That opening - I laughed and laughed, and totally got a mental picture I can't unsee