Mama says a pistol is the devil’s right hand, but I think there’s another candidate, and it’s a strangely shaped little orange man with a mushroom dick.
He’s fucked the country six ways to Sunday, because some people were born to burn down the world. Now two of his upcoming criminal trials are in the news.
First off, the Georgia RICO case (trying to overthrow the election results in Georgia) and the federal classified documents case in Florida are still on. The sound of gunfire, off in the distance. I’m getting used to it now.
In Georgia, Orange Foolius tried to get that case thrown out, and filed a motion that it shouldn’t even happen because of the good old First Amendment. His legal team is arguing that all the charges against him in Georgia should be dismissed because he’s protected under the First Amendment and he was just engaging in “political speech”, sort of like what I do here. But Judge Scott McAfee said nope, that’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Yes, there’s free speech, but not all of it is protected and there are limits on what is covered under the amendment.
McAfee wrote that “The defense has not presented, nor is the Court able to find, any authority that the speech and conduct alleged is protected political speech… Even core political speech addressing matters of public concern is not impenetrable from prosecution if allegedly used to further criminal activity.”
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