Got some Squirrelwig and the Angry Inch updates first, but keep reading because SCOTUS is, well, being SCOTUS and your right to peacefully assemble is gone in Texas, Louisiana and Mississippi. More states will follow.
Projection is the word of the day.
Squirrelwig’s screaming about election interference when he’s on trial for… wait for it… election interference. It’s not that he paid hush money. It’s that he went in and cooked the books to cover that up. And why did he do it? To influence the 2016 election. That’s where they’ve got him.
Just like he calls Biden “Sleepy Joe”.
See, we can’t accuse Don Snorelone of being woke. He spent most of yesterday falling asleep during the first day of his trial. I suppose jury selection is pretty boring, to be fair. Or maybe his lawyers drugged him because the judge made it very clear he would not tolerate any outbursts.
“She doesn’t have the look. She doesn’t have the stamina. I said she doesn’t have the stamina, and I don’t believe she does have the stamina.”
That would be Trump’s words on September 27, 2016.
Now who’s got stamina?
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